Brian Dortort, 48, of Oakland Park, Fla., has a dog. Its name is Hudson Hayward Hemingway. It’s a Chihuahua the size of a softball purchased for $1,000. It has pink earrings. And it was stolen by a man with a tattoo of Britney Spears’ name.
Let me pause so you can digest that information.
The dognapping occurred at one of Dortort’s friend’s birthday parties at a bar. The dog was in a bag and a man asked to hold it. Dortort turned away briefly, and Hudson Hayward Hemingway was gone.
So if you see a Chihuahua with pink earrings that answers to Hudson being carried by a man with a Britney tattoo, be sure to let Brian Dortort know.
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