‘Merica Video of the Day: Winkers pants

Williams Jones is a 73-year-old retiree in Everett, Wash. He’s dabbled in art all of his life. And now he has created Winkers.

Yep, you saw that right. Pants that wink.

According to the Winkers site:

We decorate pants in such a manner that they WINK as you walk. Your WINK is the crease between your buttock and the top of your leg.

Jones told the Everett Herald that he got the idea a few years ago when he was walking behind an attractive woman and his eyes were drawn to her rear.

β€œIt dawned on me: those are winking at me,” he said. β€œI got to thinking that if I put an eye there, it would wink.”

And wink they do. Online orders are flooding in. Customers can pick from five designs (standard eyes are $159 and the lion in the jungle is $597) and send in their pants with a mark where their butt ends. Then Jones paints each design by hand. It can take him more than 10 hours for a pair.

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