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‘Merica Video of the Day: A Day at the Office

If you haven’t noticed, I’ve been on a little bit of a blogging hiatus. Where have I been, you ask? Well, thanks for asking. I’ve been finishing up grad school and moving to New York City. If you recall, this blog was originally started for a class, which, of course, is now over. But I’m [...]

‘Merica Video of the Day: Winkers pants

Williams Jones is a 73-year-old retiree in Everett, Wash. He’s dabbled in art all of his life. And now he has created Winkers.

Yep, you saw that right. Pants that wink.
According to the Winkers site:
We decorate pants in such a manner that they WINK as you walk. Your WINK is the crease between your buttock and [...]

Worst date ever: Man doesn’t pay bill, steals date’s car

So you think you’ve had bad dates? Bet you’ve never gone out with Terrance Dejuan McCoy. The 23-year-old not only left his date to pay the restaurant bill, but also stole her car. Yep, he’s a keeper (ha).
McCoy and his date, 27, met at at Detroit casino, talked on the phone a few times and [...]

Repair shop finds Brett Favre-themed goat in car trunk

It was just another day on the job at Tires Plus in Winona, Minn., for auto repairman James Prusci. And then a woman came in with her Chevy Malibu.
Reports the Winona Daily News:

Prusci started the paperwork.
“Oh, by the way,” the woman said. “I have a goat in my trunk.”
Prusci didn’t think he heard her right.
“A [...]

Man with Britney Spears tattoo steals dog with earrings

Brian Dortort, 48, of Oakland Park, Fla., has a dog. Its name is Hudson Hayward Hemingway. It’s a Chihuahua the size of a softball purchased for $1,000. It has pink earrings. And it was stolen by a man with a tattoo of Britney Spears’ name.
Let me pause so you can digest that information.
The dognapping occurred [...]

KFC Double Down sandwich: bacon, cheese and sauce between fried chicken

So you know how sometimes you’re eating a sandwich and you think to yourself, “Wow, I really wish this sandwich didn’t have bread and instead had fried chicken!”?? No, that hasn’t happened to you? Well, someone over at KFC had that thought. And here’s the result.

Yep, you heard that right. KFC’s Double Down sandwich is [...]

Socks stolen from clothesline

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Lame theft alert! A man in Palominas, Ariz., had a dozen pairs of socks stolen from his backyard clothesline.
In the middle of the night, someone came into the resident’s fenced-in yard, took the white athletic socks and also damaged a motion sensor light, reports the Sierra Vista Herald.
Grand total of lost [...]

How to make an apple pie

Mmm…apple pie. A scrumptious American tradition. I’m a pretty big fan of  the dessert and greatly enjoy eating it. But making it? I can barely tell a tablespoon from a teaspoon! But after I convinced (bribed?) my friend Jose (who is quite possibly the only person more lost in a kitchen than me) to make [...]

Italian sports car traded in as “Clunker”

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I don’t think this is what the government had in mind when they created the Cash for Clunkers (CARS) program.
It’s certainly not what Billy Mills, general sales manager for Go Subaru in Golden, Colo., expected, either. The dealership has received about 50 trade-ins, mainly SUVs and pickup trucks.
And then they got a [...]

Thief puts $600 turtle in pants pocket

Is that a turtle in your pants, or…?
A man stole a turtle from a  pet store in Spring, Texas, by putting it in his pants pocket. No, it was not a snapper turtle. It was a $600 Indian star tortoise, which is about the same size as a tennis ball.
And the whole thing was caught [...]